johnpaulgolf Wrote:Saw this on another forum and wanted to start one here!!!:xyxthumbs:

come' on with your come' on 10-4 :rubeyes:



3000+ stiches and 64 staples behind left knee(dirt bike)
20-30 stiches right ring finger(caught on fence while jumping over it)
dislocated right ring finger (same as above)
dislocated right middle finger(older brother did'nt like me flippin him off)
dislocated right thumb(P.E. class flag football during real football season)
broken right ring finger knuckle(fight)
12 stiches right pinky finger(breaking off instead of pulling off window crank)
6 stiches right thumb(punch window out)
4 stiches right middle finger knuckle(grade school fight with someone's braces)
10 stiches in forehead (older brother hit me with a shovel while picking up dog shit)
6 stiches in forehead (corner of TV while moving)
4 stiches in left face beside my eye(fishing weight)
1 hook in right pointer finger had to go to e-room stuck in my bone
12 stiches left leg near anckle(yard tiller)
numerous fingernails lost 5-6(one from closing it in my door while explaing to cop why my pants were down and girl was naked in a church parking lot)
1 root canal on front tooth (backyard football freind had to get 8 stiches in head)
2 bottom teeth knocked out (fight)
ACL right knee ( bike jump)
10 stiches right pointer finger(while cleaning chainsaw)
2 broken ribs (snow skiing)
multiple sprained ankles
alot of strawberries, cuts, ect(dirt bike, skateboarding, baseball, football, bike)
1 crushed disc in back L5 (currently in pain)(alot of pain)
1 badly cut left ring finger and smashed nail (current elc fan on my junk)

Wow I know I forgot something....

I don't know if this holds up to others but a couple are pretty bad...

Formud Wrote:I'll play....



But the worst thing that ever happened.....I was drunk and a beetle flew into my ear!!!! All fun and games until the blood started to flow. Can still hear it crawling and scratching inside my head now.