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Retribution - DeTowman - 08-02-2008
Subject: Retribution....
Pussycat
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye . The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The MD's waiting room and office were full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even! :thefinger:
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Retribution - trkbilder - 08-03-2008
Way to go Tanya!!! That should put "El Cheap O" in his place. I'd loved to have seen the look on his face. I've never seen him speechless but that had to be one of the rare occasions when he was.
upergrin:upergrin:upergrin:upergrin:upergrin:
Retribution - chuzie - 08-03-2008
WOW!
Retribution - SC74 - 08-03-2008
LOL :hysterical:
Retribution - DeTowman - 08-03-2008
trkbilder Wrote:Way to go Tanya!!! That should put "El Cheap O" in his place. I'd loved to have seen the look on his face. I've never seen him speechless but that had to be one of the rare occasions when he was.
Hey Clint that wasn't me,that was sent to me in e-mail so I shared it.....If that was me I would have feed it to my DOGS..:jump:...I don't waste money on cats lol :rebel:
Retribution - trkbilder - 08-03-2008
DeTowman Wrote:Hey Clint that wasn't me,that was sent to me in e-mail so I shared it.....If that was me I would have feed it to my DOGS..:jump:...I don't waste money on cats lol :rebel:I knew that, I was going along with for it the others on the site. We'll be down on the 10th, see you then!!:xyxthumbs: