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Morning Sex - DeTowman - 09-22-2008

She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the
stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'


She expla ined, 'The egg timer's broken.':hysterical:


Morning Sex - chuzie - 09-22-2008

burn!


Morning Sex - 66bronco - 09-22-2008

now that is funny


Morning Sex - redsblue73 - 09-22-2008

Do you really want my two cents?!!!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

That was great!

Rhonda


Morning Sex - 69bronco - 09-22-2008

Muh haa haaa haaa snort hee heee catch breath and repeat. That would be just fine with me.:hysterical::xyxthumbs:


Morning Sex - trkbilder - 09-22-2008

Wonder if needs another egg "timed"! LOL:xyxthumbs:


Morning Sex - broncomania - 09-22-2008

:hysterical: