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Morning Sex
#1
She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the
stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'


She expla ined, 'The egg timer's broken.':hysterical:
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#2
burn!
'77 351w- Explorer EFI, 4R70W, 4-link, lockers, 4.56, 35" MT/Rs with a severe rock addiction.Confusedmokin:
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

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#3
now that is funny
66 bronco, lots of tube, 302 boat motor, 435/203/205, 10.25 rear, 60 front, 42 iroks
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#4
Do you really want my two cents?!!!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

That was great!

Rhonda
'73 EB
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#5
Muh haa haaa haaa snort hee heee catch breath and repeat. That would be just fine with me.:hysterical::xyxthumbs:
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#6
Wonder if needs another egg "timed"! LOL:xyxthumbs:
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:hysterical:
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