Morning Sex

[DeTowman]

She was standing in the kitchen
Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
She turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
This is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the
stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'


She expla ined, 'The egg timer's broken.':hysterical:

[chuzie]

burn!

[66bronco]

now that is funny

[redsblue73]

Do you really want my two cents?!!!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

That was great!

Rhonda

[69bronco]

Muh haa haaa haaa snort hee heee catch breath and repeat. That would be just fine with me.:hysterical::xyxthumbs:

[trkbilder]

Wonder if needs another egg "timed"! LOL:xyxthumbs:

[broncomania]

:hysterical: